Whitney Cummings

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Американская комедийная актриса, пародистка
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the great @sammorril is on the podcast this week, and you'll just have to watch it to find out if the vibe is more "scientific discussion" or "dicks out"
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Bob, I miss you. I don’t know how to caption this but I do wish I had brushed my hair. Thanks for everything
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The Foo Fighters made a Horror movie. Im in it. I play the Hor. @studio666movie in theaters February 25th
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At the risk of yall finding this woman and DMing her your dick, I had to share this person’s grandma moments after she watched my HBO special.
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This is just a nightmare. Just know that Bob had the most giant heart and all he wanted to do was make people laugh. Comedians give our lives and often times our physical and mental health, just to make people we don’t even know laugh and forget their problems for a couple hours. Bob gave everything he had to us and I’m not sure we even deserved it. I guess I’m a bit grateful that this hurts so much, because it meant I got to know you so well.
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My heart is broken. Saget, thank you for being the warmest, most accepting, relentlessly kind and hilarious person. I never heard you say a bad word about anyone unless it was a brilliant roast joke, where even your target was in tears. I’m lucky to have had you as my TV dad and my real life friend. I lov and love you.
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It happened. @realnickswardson is on the pod today and I almost pass away laughing. On all the things you hear shit on. @goodforyoupodcast
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NYE 2010. Choices were made. What are your plans because I’m home watching weird bitcoin docs and I need to live vicariously through you
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NO cheating. Look at first pic - a sneak peak at the new @goodforyoupodcast. Guess my inspiration and comment your answer BEFORE going to next slide to see! If you guess it I’ll send you a surprise
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There’s truly nothing more intimidating than wearing lingerie next to the queen of all things sexy @ditavonteese. Thank you @ditavonteeselingerie for making my bits seem symmetrical for this daunting occasion. Audio is up tonight, YouTube is weds, my debilitating crush on her eternal.
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Comedy was just getting fun again so damn this variant. What city will i see you in in 2022?? @thecomedystore
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2021 dump #2 of some moments I want to never forget. Extra points for anyone who can name the people in each pic… ️‍♀️
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The song playing in this nursing home on Christmas is…darkly hilarious. An employees last day or?
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Did shots with IG live peeps! This is an insane attempt to connect via IG live and I’m sure I’ll take it down soon so enjoy! ️ should I do them more or no?
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The holiday episode where I give relationship and holiday advice is now on YouTube and let’s just say this is the last time we do this. @goodforyoupodcast @bentonray @emilyjnoonan
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Our holiday @goodforyoupodcast is now out on audio (YouTube tomorrow) and it’s embarrassing for everyone involved. What’s the worst gift you’ve ever gotten? @emilyjnoonan @bentonray
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Yes I went full Fiona on the prowl in Vegas after being cheated on by Shrek for the nuptials of @andrewschulz. Or am I riddlers mom going through a divorce? Regardless @novakaplan @paulnortonhair for assembling me from scratch.
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San Diego, Las Vegas, Nashville, Durham! come Touch Me in January - I'm coming to split my pants in your city - where will I see you?
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Grace did an impression of me on the podcast this week and it hurt my robots feelings. @stan.hathaway
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Thank you @bigbudpress for making the only clothes I wear now and sorry I am lying in the floor most of the time
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This week on the podcast we crack the wizard of oz harrassment case once and for all with @raanancomedy. Now streaming on youtube and wherever you get your podcasts
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Working with live animals is assholery and dumbfuckery but here at @juneshine we are humane, and after throwing a couple back, everything fake looks real anyway. All their flavors including mine are avail in (cool) grocery stores and online for delivery
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I mean would you ever be able to tell that I only shop on Etsy?
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Thank you Boise Idaho for the productive speed dates - I feel great about these options
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Got I love comedians - no clue if y’all ever want to hear about the esoteric specifics of life as a comic but damn it’s so healing. You are one of the reasons I kept going @natashaleggero
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What do @jacenorman and I name our new sitcom? 3 1/2 Men? Weekend at Bernie’s 2? Two guys, a girl and a Q anon pizza place?
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Happy birthday to one of the most resilient, golden hearted, hilarious, generous angels I have ever met, who inspires me every day with her ability to get back up, stay grateful and dignified, learn from her past, and keep seeing the best in people even when they need to use her to self anesthetize by trolling. We forgive others not because they deserve forgiveness, but because we deserve peace. Although I will never forgive her for giving me a painting I’d my horse made with his actual shit. Also I’m proud to announce I’ve adopted Luna at the request of child services.
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Don’t settle ladies, mr.right is right around the corner. Thank you for my arranged marriage @sarahtiana you know me so well!
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Having a complete spiral trying to figure out what to do with my face while at John Browns fort in Harpers Ferry
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Doing a secret project with the legendary @chefjoseandres and my hero @ashleyyorkhere about the most magical place on earth and where I spent the best days of my childhood. Thank you, almost heaven
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I seriously don’t know how @chefjoseandres has gotten this far without my culinary genius. New project coming soon #westvirginia
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