Whitney Cummings

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HR: at my place of work people take slow mo video of my ass send help
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Well this is easily the happiest I have ever been. Finally occurred to me to put my clip in hair extensions on my boy so we could be magic twins and he could be the king of all unicorns. Sorry @jess.switzer and @hairbyjohnd for putting your work on a horse.
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Has anyone else’s feet randomly grown? Sorry @taraswennen
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The too smart for her own good @reallyjamielee and I argue about pedophiles, plan my funeral and she coaches me not to buy any of the wedding dresses I want. Rude! @theweddingcoach is now on Netflix so get to laughing and crying‍♀️
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Watch Grace and I’s last day together before she quit @stan.hathaway
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Who films you with no judgement during your nightly rendition of RENT
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Back to my Virginia roots where they don’t think I’m crazy for having unbrushed blue Crusty the Clown hair. Thank you for getting me and my fan art there @wheelsup
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Trailer trash legends @chelcielynnn and @libbiehiggins_ brought their naturals pendulums with em. These hot bitches are on tour so get Googlin
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Today I had the honor of meeting @moelickity, who I’ve been IG stalking for a while now. @cindypinkceo for adopting from @roadogs who discourage the breeding of these angels given how their overbreeding causes serious and heartbreaking health issues. They’re the cutest aliens ever, but please #adoptdontshop
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We in on these butt pads or nah
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On the pod today we celebrate the lauded work of @thelucasbros in ... The Female Brain! Which of course lead to their recent “Oscar nomination” for Judas and the Black Messiah. If y’all have not watched this movie by now, 🤦‍♀️. Then watch their Netflix special On Drugs. Prepare to be jealous as shit.
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absolute legends on the podcast today. @thelucasbros, hot off their Oscar nomination for Judas and the Black Messiah, are taking over hollywood despite appearing in The Female Brain. Y’all remember which one was in the movie?
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In case you’re curious where I met my younger lover
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In honor of my friends show @theweddingcoach on Netflix we did a humiliating competition in honor of the institution of marriage which will land us in an institution. See you in court @annielederman @bentonray @reallyjamielee @emilyjnoonan
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For legal reasons, this is a joke
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I embarrassed myself for about an hour on @thisisparispodcast with @parishilton and @huntermarch even though Paris and I are now enemies because she stole my husband.
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In addition to being the person who makes me laugh the most, author of The Wreckage of my Presence @caseyrosewilson was so fearless in her book it made me feel like I was reading her diary, so on the pod this week I let her read mine from when I was 11 🤦‍♀️ Her book is available now and it’s beyond hysterical and touching.
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This English silver fox is 65 and has never touched fake boobs. We made his nightmare come true and no he did not mind the gap
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Thank you San Antonio for having topless blue-haired mermaids everywhere so feel seen and don't internalize all the YouTube comments about me being on crack!
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Back on the road - vaccinated and maybe a little too desperate for human contact after shows - if you wanna get licked by me I’ll be in Raleigh, NC next weekend, we added a show in Brea, CA, and I’m headed to Dallas, Houston, Baltimore, and Portland—Come while I’m still doing small venues before theaters in the fall. People who think they’re doctors now: can’t wait to hear from you!
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Behind the scenes of your aunt Whitney trying to figure out how to shoot a Tik Tok
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Should this be the new pod art? (If you don’t get this I honestly feel bad for you and you need some friends that understand impeccable cinema)
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Back on the road - expanded capacity in San Antonio so more tickets just released tomorrow - sat! I am losing my voice from 10 shows in Spokane so here we go! check website for more updates since we out here releasing more tickets to shows - am I coming to your city and if not where do I need to add? Thank you @cindycrawford for making these eye masks - I look exactly like you now right?
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Big @ronfunch is on the show today and I was laughing so hard I didn't even have a chance to interrupt him!
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#Sponsored Yes, #VaginaAppreciationDay is a real day, and we should all celebrate accordingly. On April 23rd, ANNOVERA and I are inviting you to celebrate Vagina Appreciation Day by... appreciating your vagina (seriously!). For Full Prescribing information on ANNOVERA (segesterone acetate and ethinyl estradiol vaginal system), including BOXED WARNING, go to: @annoverapi or bit.ly/2kuqVIJ.
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Get you a man who will photo bomb your vain ass fear-driven selfies in the hot tub
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I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life, but one thing I have figured out is that there is nothing you can’t accomplish if you have a little crazy in you, a lot of patience in you, and just treat others, even animals, with respect. Thanks to #Eagala and #Libertyhorsemanship I’ve learned to find the balance between carrying yourself with pride and dignity, and also giving others the space to come to me. Sometimes when we chase, we chase what we want away. There’s no grace in the chance 🤦‍♀️Animals tell us so much about ourselves. Who is listening?
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My second special I LOVE YOU is now streaming on #paramountplus! You can actually find it now! Or have you seen it and this is annoying?
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Trying to show the youngins on tik tok what to NOT do for love
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The great @tophergrace is on the podcast today and aside from being a famous heart throb, he was also one of my first friends in Hollywood and debunks every lie I have told on the pod. His new show Home Economics is now on ABC on Wednesdays and if he doesn’t cast me as his crazy neighbor who has 34 cats and a buzz cut I will post old photos of us at Disneyland with bad haircuts. If you have a better character idea, put in comments and I’ll send the him so he at least has a choice in the matter.