Инстаграм Наоми Гроссман

The best kind of #fanart is the kind your dad does. 🥰 @theodorgrossman #mydad #portrait #blackandwhitedrawing #pencilsketch #digitaldrawing #procreateart #digitalart #paotw

@dreampathpod conducted one of the best interviews I’ve ever done. #ahsfans, #aspiringactors, and/or just creatives in a rut: the #dreampath #podcast on @itunes @spotify @youtube or their website for some &! #actorslife #interview #ahs #ahsfreakshow #freakshow #pepper #jessicalange #sarahpaulson

Me, glued to the news yesterday. What an American horror story. ️ #photoby @caseycurry #hairandmakeup @michelinepitt #artdirection @justinbauerart #throwback #butnotreally #editorial #photoshoot #editorialphotography #rearviewmirror #hindsightis2020 #trainwreck #shitshow #makeamericasaneagain #americanhorrorstory

Serving up #staceyabrams realness since #1983. The takeaway: DON’T MESS WITH THE DIASTEMA!!! #throwback #3rdgrade #diastema #gaptooth #thankyou #georgia

This weekend, somewhere out in the pacific, our sailboat hit SOMETHING... Rock? Land? We don’t know, except that it was big and loud and scary and we nearly capsized! But we didn’t!! We just sailed right on... which I think is a GREAT OMEN for the year to come. #2021 #goodomens #imonaboat #photoby @rob_brody #hairby #covid_19

I would normally NEVER authorize a photo in horizontal stripes, NEVER MIND next to a 30 lb person! But THAT’s the silver lining of cancelling Christmas! #funaunt

Last night on @storyworthy’s @storysmash, I told a ridiculous story about my mom, and how she doesn’t really eat. Since a picture’s worth a thousand words (even in a storytelling show), I promised to post this photo of my favorite meal she made the last time I visited: a teeny-weeny filet mignon, baby baked potato, and 12 peas. Bon petite appetite! Thanks for watching #storysmash! And thank you, #storyworthy for having me!

Not this year! 🤧🥳 I’d say #happynewyear but we did that last year, and we all know how that went! 🤯 #happy2021 #silverlining #nofomo #ahs #meme @onesassygay

I know, all you wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom a storytelling gameshow.  But what else is there to do?!  "Join us" tomorrow, in 2021! 🥂🕺 W/ @storyworthy’s “expert” judges, @blainecapatch @cathyladman1 @edcrasnick & fellow contestants, @lclarkerealme @jenvally @itsamariotonti #free #streaming on @facebook & @youtube #SPINTHATWHEEL #storyworthy #storysmash #storytelling #gameshow #raconteurs

It’s a titty bit nipply out there today! ️️ #photoby @jiffyjojrod #hairandmakeup @mbanks00 #winter #weather #tidbit #nippy #nip #editorial #blackandwhite #throwback #photoshoot

Spent some of the holiday yesterday with my talented photographer-friend, #jamesfranklin. When he asked what I wanted for Christmas, I said, “Those photos we took years ago that never saw light of day!” So, Santa delivered!! #merrychristmas #photoby @jamesfranklinofficial #dressby @pinupgirlclothing #makeupby @ruthbmedrano #editoral #throwback #reddress #redwall #pixiecut #pinupgirl

Bah Humbug! #currentmood #christmasiscancelled #notthisyear #scrooge #bahhumbug #yogaeverydamnday #Anahattassna #yogapose #yogapants by @4tinyyogis #yoga by @stephaniefrancismorrell #photo by @dannyhulsizer

It’s Christmas Eve! (Like everyday, where all I do is yoga!)🧘‍♀️So what if I failed to point my toes? I’m balancing on my elbows! It’s OK that I can’t see my family this year... They’re alive & well to see next year. 🥰🤸‍♀️#yoga #elbowstand #sayanasana #yogapose #deepthoughts #choosejoy #perspective #pandemiclife #coronapocalypse #merrychristmas #photoby @stephaniefrancismorrell

If 2020 were a #selfie, #amiright? Surprisingly, this was taken in 2018, #onset of @spiritmovieproductions’ “MurderRX;” now available for FREE on @tubi! https://bit.ly/MurderRXTubi it out—if anything, to see the other guy! 🤪

My mom is 82 today! 🥳 THIS is how I typically spend her birthday/the holidays: listening to her practice in her concert hall-house, which my architect-dad designed. 🥰 NOW you know why I’m so bummed about not going home! #homesweethome #stayathomeorder #happybirthdaymom #missyou #taosnewmexico

What’s getting you through this? 🤷‍♀️ I wheely wanna know! 🤸‍♀️️ #seewhatididthere #dharmayogawheel #yoga #scorpion #armstand #variation #yogapose #yogaeverydamnday #pandemiclife : @stephaniefrancismorrell : @shamajade_thelabel

If you ever wondered where I got my dramatic flair, it’s in the right hand corner. Last night my mom was a TOUR-DE-FORCE in her local (Taos), Christmas play via Zoom. Bravo, Mom! Act for that back row!! 🤣 I LOVE that you’re following in my footsteps! 🥰 #taos #taosonstage #christmasplay #zoom #youtube #itsinthegenes #appledoesntfallfarfromthetree #likemotherlikedaughter #thisexplainsalot

#happybirthday @jyoti_amge! (I tried to get my friend, Silvana to let me hold her and make you a similar greeting, but it got weird.) #ahs #bts #ahsfreakshow #weareallfreaks #jyotiamge #sizedoesntmatter

This is me & my favorite, famous uncle, Mark Shields— a @washingtonpost syndicated columnist & regular on @newshour. After 33 years on @pbs Friday nights, I’m gonna miss seeing him on my TV! Bravo, Uncle Mark on an amazing career, from which we’ve ALL benefited! https://www.pbs.org/newshour/press-releases/mark-shields-to-step-down-as-friday-night-regular-on-pbs-newshour?fbclid=IwAR

I recently learned I lost another friend. Angela Jackson was a brilliant editor on #ahs, and always had my back, in and out of the cutting room. #restinpeace, my friend. #damnyou, 2020.

I genuinely ️ doing these... Gives me someone to talk to! 🤷‍♀️ And gives YOU bragging rights for surprising that hard-to-gift, #ahs #horrorfan in your life! @celebvm http://celebvm.com/naomigrossman #christmasiscoming #hanukkahishere #happyholidays #getcreative #giftideas #itsthethoughtthatcounts

Oh, well, hello! 🤸‍♀️ Did you know you I #livestream my #yogapractice each week? Get crazy-upside-down with me by joining my #patreon, or contacting my #yogaguru, @stephaniefrancismorrell for the link! 🧘‍♀️ #yoga #yogaeverydamnday #mysecret #notsosecret #playwithme

#currentmood as we head into another LA #lockdown. Good thing there’s no one else in my household with whom to fraternize! ️ #wtf #stayathomeorder #covid_19 #coronavirus #shutdown #quarantine #overit #covidexhaustion #fthis #dontcrossme #iwillcutyou #ilovela #usedto #coronapocalypse #thistooshallpass

#fbf My #christmascard circa ‘98. The inside read: “HO HO HO.” #needalaugh #merriertimes #christmasiscoming #naughtyornice #santaknows #badgirl #switches #ho #hohoho

As we doomscroll into December, remember: pictures lie! 5 minutes before this photo was taken, I had a literal meltdown when my ear met the curling iron. Just a reminder this bleak, holiday season, as you covet others’ poised smiles and festive decor. People don’t post the tantrums before/after! #photoby @theodorgrossman #tbt #bw #blackandwhitephotography #christmasphoto #childhoodmemories #backintheday #foodforthought #happyholidays

The pandemic means finding fun in unorthodox ways/places... Like biking to the beach! (In fact, I’ve clocked 1,000 miles since May!) Get out there, LA— it’s a beautiful day!! ‍♀️ #quarantinelife #lalife #prettyinpink #girlpower #happybirthday @mikesbikeshopla

“Te juro aunque pasen los años, nunca nos vamos a olvidar...” ️🧉 #tercerdia #luto #duelo #nacional #rip #maradona #adios #desde #eeuu #argentina #dealma #unsentimiento #nopuedoparar

I’ll be honest: as a rule, #thanksgiving is my least favorite holiday. Commemorating the raping & pillaging & seizing of land aside, I’m an actress, so I’m used to that constant feeling of being hungry? 🤷‍♀️ Plus, it’s a holiday without COSTUMES. 🤦‍♀️ That is, until yesterday! 🤸‍♀️ #thankyou @stephaniefrancismorrell & @jamesfranklinofficial for pumpkin-spicing up the day! 🥔🤰#happythanksgivng #grateful #full #treschic #pumpkinpie

Stimulating digestion/working those cheekbones BEFORE working those jawbones! #happythanksgiving, friends, and #happybirthday to my #yogaguru, @stephaniefrancismorrell, without whom I couldn’t eat as much as I’m about to! (Also #grateful to @jamesfranklinofficial for #thanksgivingdinner & @luceromaya for this elastic waistband. LOL) #yogaeverydamnday #guiltfree #thanksgiving #holiday #givethanks #gratitude

#rip #maradona. You were #1. I knew this even dressed as #bastituta. Mis condolencias a toda la #argentina.️ #quedescanseenpaz #diegomaradona #handofgod #30daysofmourning

Trying to make myself feel better about not going home for the holidays. At least I won’t need a big coat? 🤷‍♀️🥶️ #brightsideoflife #rosecoloredglasses #glasshalffull #eternaloptimist #shelterinplace #lockdown #quarantinelife #coronapocalypse #thanksgiving #christmas #cancelled #coat @mpgsport #selfie

It’s all in the dead Hello Kitties, I swear! ️ : @4tinyyogis &: @stephaniefrancismorrell #yoga #yogapants #dead #hellokitty #yogapose #embryointhewomb #garbhapindasana #ashtanga #yogapractice #yogaeverydamnday #trythisathome