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Made cupcakes because ImAHoeAndAHousewife dot com

Just posted a mobile wallpaper thingie of my videogame character in @nutakugamesofficial ‘s BOOTYCALLS in my stories, press down and screenshot to save it to ur phone! If u want.

Mood.

Real quick, is it safe to eat my husbands ass while pregnant? Asking for myself.

January 5th, still in pajamas. Will start my real life back up tomorrow. Maybe. Mirror on the wall • you are filthy and reflect • me on the inside. #haiku

Second food pic in a row but there’s not much else going on and it’s too pretty not to share. In Japan we eat Osechi on the first day of the year : ) The sake cups are designed after the Chinese zodiac, and everyone drinks out of their own animal. Happy new year everyone! Hope this one is better than the last.

Making hot apple cider because ImAHoeANDaHousewife dot com (if u want to make ur own: this one has apples, oranges, sliced ginger, cinnamon sticks, whole cloves, allspice, star anaise, and maple syrup!)

In just ONE HOUR I’ll be on INSTAGRAM LIVE with @fleshlight & @joannaangel !!!! 1pm ET see u there : )

Thank u so much to @barstoolsports for allowing me to share my thoughts and feelings ️

Aghhhh I won @pornhub FAVORITE MILF OF THE YEAR!! Thank u so much to everyone who voted; I can’t wait to tell my kid that in 2020 I was the best mom on the Internet. Also thank u to everyone who tuned in for this very special and unique edition of the @pornhub Awards. I had a great time hosting, and hopefully next year Covid will no longer be an issue and we’ll get to do it in person again : )

Well, this is certainly a FIRST. Getting ready to watch myself host the 3rd Annual @pornhub Awards ... in my bedroom, lol.

These are my thoughts on the current situation in porn. It took a lot of emotional energy for me to write down, let alone even organize these thoughts, so thank you in advance to any of you that read it. I appreciate you. **edit** I apologize for not making it clear, but when I say “right wing, anti-porn, anti-feminist, anti-sexwork group” I’m not referring to the NYT, or even the author of the recent op-ed. I’m referring to Exodus Cry, the evangelical group. The NYT piece was a result of what they’ve been working on for months. And for the record, I don’t hate republicans. I do think extremists of any sort are usually dangerous.

They really tried to tell me true love is when your soul meets its other half; turns out, it’s when you can watch each other use a Neti pot and still wanna have sex afterwards. @digitalfoundry

Oh my fucking god today is the last day you can vote for me as the @pornhub FavoriteMILF of the Year!!! Here is a photo where I look particularly MILFy. But like, the kind that smokes Newports and makes microwave dinners. No judging though, I mean I literally suck dick for a living. Not that that’s bad - just because we are MOMS, doesn’t mean we cant still be HORNY!!!! ANYWAY PLEASE VOTE FOR ME AT PORNHUBAWARDS dot com!!! @davidlehre @betweentwobolts

I think maybe for every disgusting thing about me, there is an equally wholesome counterpart. For example I love getting gangbanged, but I also enjoy composing a well-balanced cheese board.

Today’s JUST THE TIP guests are real-life couple @nfgirl69 and @thenofaceguy !!! Join us on @pornhub Instagram LIVE at NoonPT/3pmET, we’ll be answering all of your sex&relationship questions!

All I want for Christmas is to win @pornhub’s Favorite MILF of the Year (and world peace.) Please vote for me at PornhubAwards dot com (and be nice to your neighbor.)

I spy with my little eye... the @pornhub awards coming December 15th, directed by @dianemartel_ , hosted by meeee. Hair @ashleyjavierhair , makeup @gracegraceahn , styling @kyleluu @slimybutts , bts photo by @thisisbigkris

Who cares what ppl are listening to on Spotify, let’s find out what they’re watching on @pornhub! Tune in December 15 as I host the 3rd annual PORNHUB AWARDS directed by @dianemartel_ !!! @slimybutts

Yes, we have scripts lol. Officially wrapped on shooting the @pornhub awards directed by @dianemartel_ . R u gonna tune in December 15th to watch me host the show?!?! Hair by @ashleyjavierhair, makeup @gracegraceahn, styling @kyleluu @slimybutts. Bts snapshot by @suekwon_

In just ONE HOUR I’ll be live on the @pornhub account with @ilovesofiarose to answer your sex&relationship questions! C u there : )

Good morning! I made a Trifle. Should I pick up my @pornhub Favorite MILF of the Year Award now, or....?

Today at 12noonPT/3pmET I’ll be LIVE with @lenamoonxo on the @pornhub account!!! C u there : )

The 2020 version of the obligatory “Take me back...” vacation photo is from my roof in June.

U get ur @pornhub XXXmas sweater yet? The whole collection is on PornhubApparel dot com.

I’m a City MILF. Which means I only get to enjoy my backyard 4 months out of the year but that’s the price I pay to live amongst hot dudes in northfaces and sweatpants. (Vote me as the @pornhub Favorite MILF of the Year! PornhubAwards dot com or swipe up in my stories.)

Anyone who knows us knows that we are not a matching-sweaters-Christmas-photo kind of couple. But when I saw these @pornhub Christmas sweaters, I couldn’t resist. They’re available now on PornhubApparel dot com - they always sell out quick, so hurry up and get yours! @digitalfoundry

I am so thankful u were born @digitalfoundry - u are the best, my most favorite, person I’ve ever met and I can’t believe I’m lucky enough to spend my life with you. Aside from being so funny and smart and beautiful-dicked and handsome, you make me feel the best when when I’m at home in pajamas with no makeup on, being my truest self. I love you more than I’ve ever loved anyone and I can’t wait to grow old and fat and do heroin with you - but in the meantime you are making this journey so fun, so romantic, and so fulfilling. Happy birthday my triple-Scorpio master-number body-language-expert husband, I am so in love with you.

Dropping TOMORROW 10am ET is the entire XXXmas collection on PornhubApparel dot com!

Are you there, god? It’s me, asa. Will my tits ever grow to be their post-pregnancy size? Do I just bite the bullet and get another boobjob? Or should I get creampied again and hope for the best? Please advise. @andreamete

Christmas, but make it porno. Sweaters dropping Wednesday 11/18 on PornhubApparel dot com

PornhubAwards Nomination Box: Unboxing!